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Official Site · Philadelphia

SIMON
WHITE

A documented life. A complicated legacy. A story told in his own name.

Simon White’s story spans legal gun culture, federal informant work, illegal firearms trafficking, prosecution, prison, family consequence and decades of reckoning. This site brings together the public record, his first-person memoir and the conversations happening now.

The Guy With the Funny Ears · Preorders and book links coming soon.

PhiladelphiaLife & public record
2009–2010Major newspaper coverage
The Guy With the Funny EarsFirst-person memoir
Available for MediaInterviews · documentary · events

“The book does not ask the reader to excuse him. It asks what accountability means decades later.”The Guy With the Funny Ears · Project framing

About Simon

More than the headline.

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Simon White is a Philadelphia native whose life story crosses family, work, legal gun ownership, federal law-enforcement contact, informant work, illegal firearm trafficking, prosecution, incarceration and years of reflection.

He does not present himself as innocent or ask anyone to excuse the harm. The central question is what accountability looks like when personal responsibility and institutional warning signs exist in the same story.

About Simon White

The person behind the public record.

A Philadelphia story about choices, systems, consequences and the long work of looking back without rewriting the past.

SIMON
WHITE

Simon White is a Philadelphia native whose life story crosses legal gun ownership, federal law-enforcement contact, informant work, illegal firearm trafficking, prosecution, incarceration, family separation and decades of reflection.

His story is not presented as a celebration of crime. He describes the thinking that allowed one decision to become another and accepts responsibility for the damage that followed.

At the same time, Simon’s account raises a harder question: what happens when dealers, agents and other institutions see warning signs while the conduct continues? That tension—personal culpability beside institutional failure—is central to his memoir and public conversations.

Today he is telling the story in his own name through interviews, publishing outreach, documentary development and conversations about gun violence, prison, family impact, reentry and second chances.

Family & WorkMarriage, children, recovery, employment and financial instability remained intertwined with the criminal story.
Gun CultureBefore trafficking, Simon was a serious firearm enthusiast who participated in the legal gun world.
Federal ContactPrior contact with ATF agents and informant work shaped his understanding of federal pressure and cooperation.
Illegal PipelineFinancial pressure and quick money turned an illegal sale into repeated purchases and street sales.
Prison & ReckoningFederal prosecution, incarceration, family damage and later reflection reshaped how he understands his responsibility.
Press Archive

Documented before he told it publicly.

The archive currently contains three press source files: two distinct newspaper stories plus a separate print spread from the City Paper cover package.

Philadelphia Inquirer article
The Philadelphia Inquirer · Monica Yant Kinney · Dec. 20, 2009

Gun trafficking: Spread the blame

Kinney introduced readers to “Jerome,” reported that she reviewed his court file and spoke with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and examined responsibility across the trafficking chain.

“Almost from the beginning … they knew what I was up to.”
Philadelphia City Paper cover
Philadelphia City Paper · Andrew Thompson · July 1–8, 2010

How Was I Even Able to Do What I Did?

The City Paper cover feature examined Simon’s trafficking history, legal gun-market access, law-enforcement contact and the central question of how the activity continued despite warning signs.

“How was I even able to do what I did?”
City Paper archival spread
Philadelphia City Paper · Archived Print Spread

PSSST — WANNA BUY A GUN?

This four-page archival scan preserves the interior print presentation of Andrew Thompson’s City Paper package and is kept as a separate source asset in Simon’s media archive.

Archive note: this is a separate press file, but it belongs to the same 2010 City Paper story rather than a third independent newspaper article.

Memoir · Narrative Nonfiction · True Crime

THE GUY WITH
THE FUNNY EARS

A memoir by Simon White · Working title

A first-person account of legal gun culture, illegal trafficking, federal pressure, prison, family consequence and the reckoning that followed.

MemoirTrue CrimeCriminal JusticePhiladelphiaAccountability

Simon tells the story in a direct, conversational voice. The manuscript places the reader inside the rationalizations that sustained the conduct and then lets the older Simon examine those choices from the other side of arrest, incarceration and loss.

VoiceDirect, first-person and self-critical.
FoundationComplete core manuscript with additional material available.
VerificationPublished reporting and records support independent fact-checking.
RightsScreen and documentary rights handled separately.
Media

The story in his own words.

Long-form conversations give Simon room to discuss the choices, the federal case, prison and what he wants people to understand now.

Bulletproof Truths

Simon discusses his past involvement in illegal gun sales, incarceration and the lessons he draws from the experience.

Interview & Conversation

Additional long-form context on Simon’s history and present-day perspective.

Interviews & Podcasts

Long-form interviews and current-affairs conversations.

Documentary & Film

Firsthand access, development conversations and source-material review.

Events & Education

Panels, community programs, universities, reentry and violence-prevention discussions.

Contact

Media, publishing, documentary & appearance inquiries.

For interviews, podcasts, documentary development, publishing conversations, panels and speaking opportunities, contact Simon’s authorized representative.

Devon White
Manager & Authorized Representative
devonwhite21.dw@gmail.com
267-670-3618

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